Oh Yeah, I Totally Quit My Juice Cleanse

Empty Juice Bottles
You were probably expecting a triumphant post today about how amazing my juice cleanse was, but here I am writing about quitting. Because I am a quitting quitter who quits. And I quit the juice cleanse.

Which, honestly, kind of killed me a little bit. That cleanse was a lot of money. And aside from that, quitting felt like admitting defeat. This was especially difficult for me when it seems like everyone else feels crazy amazing on a juice fast. Chris had the whole mental clarity, glowing aura of health thing going on and couldn’t stop talking about how much energy he had, how great he felt, how he could wrestle a grizzly bear. And I just had an aura of “I spent the whole morning hunched over the toilet puking.” (Because I did spend the whole morning hunched over the toilet puking.) At first, I wanted to soldier on. Then I thought: really? Am I really thinking about sticking with this? When it’s making me physically ill?

So then I ate some saltines. And later, a falafel wrap. Because at that point, the thought of eating fruit or vegetables made me want to throw up even more.

I mean, I expected headaches. Hunger, I could deal with. But throwing up? Not so much. I am not a good thrower-upper. And juice that doesn’t taste so good going down tastes even worse the second time around.

A lot of people say that when you get sick on a cleanse, it’s your body releasing toxins. (I didn’t really do the cleanse to release toxins–I’m not sure I believe that’s a thing that happens, but I do believe that getting an insane amount of nutrients in juices for a few days can be beneficial.) But I eat pretty clean to begin with, so I really don’t understand how my husband, who eats much more junk food than I do, could be feeling invincible, and I’d feel like jumping out of the window to end my misery. Especially after just coming off a 3-day raw cleanse that I felt fabulous on. I figured that, after a day and a half, I had given the 3-day juice cleanse a fair try, and since I felt progressively worse the whole time, it was time to throw in the towel. Something about those juices just did not agree with me–as soon as I’d start to feel a little bit better, I’d have another juice and feel terrible again.

I feel really disappointed. I was hoping for all those wonderful things people say happen to them during their juice cleanses–glowing skin, cleared sinuses, renewed energy. And instead I got crazy, ridiculously sick. Am I weak? Probably. But also, I think these cleanses just don’t work for everyone. And they clearly don’t work for me. There seems to be a lot of pressure that, once you’ve started a cleanse, you should stick with it and see it through; if you don’t, it’s some kind of moral failing. No, it’s not! Listen to your body, always. I know that by posting this, I’m going to attract a lot of drive-by commenters telling me my body must be super toxic, that I didn’t give this a fair chance, that I suck at life, and really, you can have at it; my experience is my experience and I stand by it.

So I’m sorry this post isn’t super motivational. I guess I’m kind of being a bit of a downer today, huh? I’m not saying you shouldn’t do a juice cleanse–my husband did well on it and so many other people have too. But know that it’s not all sunshine and lollipops before you start, and maybe try a single day before you commit to three. Despite all this, I still got some positive takeaways from the whole raw food and juice cleanse thing:

  • I really enjoyed raw food and I felt good eating it. I’m planning on eating more raw desserts, eating sprouted nuts and seeds as snacks, and skipping the frozen convenience lunches (even if they’re low cal and/or healthy!) for fresh fruits and veggies. I have spent so long focusing on eating less, when what I really should be focusing on is eating more–eating more nutrient-dense foods, rather than eating less calories.
  • I wondered if maybe, after doing this cleanse, I would want to make a dramatic change in my diet. I don’t. A moderate approach is definitely the best for me, although, like I said, I will be replacing at least some of my weekend brownies and cupcakes with healthier raw desserts.
  • Since I know everyone’s wondering, I did lose 5 pounds. Of course, throwing up your food (or juice) will do that to you. I gained back a pound and a half when I started eating again.
Kiersten Frase

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  1. MELISSA says

    I watched FAT SICK and NEARLY DEAD net flicks on Christmas Day 2014. I was inspired and went on a juice fast. I spent lots of money on the kale, nuts, and friends and went gung ho. I woke up the next morning a t 5 am, sick as a dog. I hate throwing up and have not done it since I had morning sickness 23 years ago. I THREW UP AND THREW UP. I thought my throat was damaged. I could not swallow. I called my physician and she said that one can damage their esophagus if they throw up too much. She asked me if I was bleeding. I said no. So she thought the throwing up and acid hurt my throat. My throat continues to be beat read and hurt to swallow. I have used Popsicles to relieve that throat pain temporarily. I am going the bathroom all day into the night, and it has not stopped. This over trying to get healthy…I have to laugh.it set me back on my vacation from teaching school..

    • MELISSA says

      I misspelled a few words in my write up.. I meant to say on Net flicks, and fruit, not friends, and beat red not read..as I am correcting this my stomach is still making all kinds of noises from being so upset from Friday Dec. 26,

  2. Mattie says

    I am really glad I found this. Here I am t the end of day 1, half a bottle of juice 6 left, hugging the toilet and puking uncontrollably. I thought to myself that this couldn’t be normal, so to google I went! I guess vomiting is pretty normal. Will that convince me to stick with this? Absolutely not! If I can’t even make it through day 1 without puking, why would I do this to myself for another 2 days?

    I’m glad I found your blog post. It motivated me to not continue hurling into the toilet. It sucks that I lost out on all of that money, but its better than hugging the toilet for 3 days.

    P.S. I had to take a break to visit the toilet mid comment. This is a wonderful Saturday night.

  3. Lizz says

    Thanks for this. My husband, also Chris, is sitting across from me feeling on top of the world on day six of his juice cleanse. I made it 2 1/2 days. It made me super nauseous. But all the food documentaries have inspied me to eat better. Looking forward to better health!

  4. Stephanie says

    I wonder if it was just too much of a juice cleanse for you. The reason I say this and I know this is an old post, but I used to do green juices, spinach, cucumber, pineapple and so forth and did absolutely great! However, last January 2014, I was in the hospital having people stuff all kinds of toxic medicines down my throat, in my veins, in my neck, in my pic line, you name it and now what once used to be a joy for me, is absolutely terrible! Some juices like a lemon juice cleanse, my chiropractor said can be just too harsh on the body. I wonder if you take medicines at all. These tend to be the things — even antibiotics that cause us to get so violently ill. I actually thought I was going back into septic shock. It sure felt like it. There must be a way to detox that does the job a little less harshly. I can still do carrot, orange, pineapple with little to NO problem. It’s the green juices that pull every toxin directly from the fat cells and dump them into your body and if it’s a fast, it can be ALL AT ONCE! Needless to say, back to the drawing board as I am bound and determined to get the toxins out of me. I can tell, because I had nerve damage from these medicines and the juice cleanse started to irritate the nerves in my feet again. AHHHHHH!!!!!! Going back to my chiropractor to give him a shot at “what to do??” safely without feeling so terrible. If you like, I can give you some ideas because as much as I hate to say it, I don’t know what you take for medicines even if they are just simple medicines, cold medicines everyday for years or antibiotics throughout your life, there is going to be what they call, TOXIC DUMPING. AND I speak from experience, it’s awful !!!!! to say the least!!!??!!

  5. Jennifer says

    I am on day 7 of my smoothie cleanse and over all I feel good. Not great but good. (I normally feel crappy… All the time. All day every day). I did the smoothie cleanse to get rid of toxins to hopefully feel less crappy. I have noticed when I don’t drink enough water I feel worse. Those greens are working hard to get the toxins out and if you aren’t drinking enough water, the toxins are just hanging out instead of being flushed out. I don’t blame you for giving it up… If I felt progressively worse every day I would have called it quits too. I’m confident this is helping me, but I can totally understand it would effect everyone differently. Don’t feel bad that you have it up, be happy you gave it a shot and you know it didn’t work for you :)

  6. Jessica says

    I think the recommendation on a juice cleanse that’s more than a few days, is for you to incorporate raw veggies into your diet along with juicing so that it’s not so drastic a change on your system. Then after the five days, go strictly to juice. I’m on day 10 of a 60 day cleanse, but have been eating some things (mostly vegetable based soups) here and there. I definitely feel more energy. I’ve only lost 6 lbs so far, and have heard most people having lost more than that after a 1st week, but my goal is not the weightloss but more to detox.

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